Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Rivers Model Rules of Unprofessional Conduct

1. Never, and i mean never, attend any course that discusses either professionalism or responsibility.

2. Never, and i mean never, attend any course that meets during the week.

3. Always, and i mean sometimes, shower within two days of coming on campus.

4. Always, and i mean never, make it seem as if someone is doing something more interesting than you

5. Sometimes, and i mean always, refer to all members of a graduating class below you as freshman.

6. Sometimes, and i mean never, study for a final more than 35 minutes before sitting for said exam.

7. Always, and i mean always, sit close enough to your laptop that you can actually smell the screen.

8. Never, and i mean never, allow people who's parents label themselves as "upper middle class" or below to play lawn sports at the weekly CHLSA hate fest.

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